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Walking to the tea room to get a cuppa, one walks past the male toilets (helpfully marked with an "XY" on them. Yes, the female toilets have "XX" on them. So very clever...). As I was just doing that, I heard a weird buzzing sound. As it's quite late and there's no one around, I was a) naturally curious and b) for some reason, worried that it was the sound of a dying appliance or something. In hindsight, a bit dumb.

I barged in and saw... one of the guys who works here (whom I do not actually know by name or position) brushing his teeth with one of those electric toothbrushes. I sort of stood there awkwardly for a bit, before sort of blurting out "oh...erm...duh...sorry..thought-it-was-....heard something...heh" and then stumbled out.

Upon reflection, it could have been a lot worse. A LOT worse.

****

In other news, this might be old meme, but this video is pure comedy gold. Unintentional comedy gold (it gets a bit gory at the end).

"Yeah! SEE YA!" *scornful twitch of manly head*
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Oh, Shirty.

I miss the Late Show
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Bring back Full Frontal





EDIT
And of course, I couldn't forget the first and the best, Fast Forward )

MEH-TUL!

Jul. 30th, 2009 04:32 pm
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Gas Mask Catalogue

Because nothing says "METAL!" better than a chubby guy in a Slayer T-shirt holding up a Coke (or a Dr Pepper or whatever the fuck it is) in triumph, another chubby guy with a haircut that I sported in the early 90s holding out his...gasp...open wallet, and a cute chick in shorts primping for the camera. Oh yeah, and the name Gas Mask Catalogue. Feel the meh-tul. Feel it. PHEAR THERE MEH-TUL. PHEAR IT!!

In their defense, I haven't actually heard the music. However, if the description's anything to go by, I'm not inclined to check it out
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I've had a fairly stressful day.

So instead of writing about it, I'm going to indulge in some classic lowbrow Aussie comedy, starring Eric Bana:



SO MANY MORE MORE 'DER!!!'S UNDER THE CUT )

THE TODD!

Jun. 4th, 2009 06:48 pm
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God, I love this show.
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The The lulz
...
Oh, the lulz

Yes, I do feel a little silly for believing it for even a moment, but still...

The funniest thing, though, is: "WHY FOR YOU PUT CRAPPY NU-METALZ ON SITE??? WAH WAH WAH! EYE H8 UUUU!!!!!!!"

I love April Fools' Day.
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Bill Hicks died 15 years ago today of pancreatic cancer at the age of 32.

A montage of Hicks on politics at the time:

Remember, this was over fifteen years ago. Spooky.

And, just for shits and giggles, Hicks on UFOs in Fyfe, Alabama:


...and from the same show, on Christians:
.

R.I.P.
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I'd never actually seen this clip - and neither had Keith Olbermann...

Warning - turkey slaughter ahead.



Holy shit. Not even in the interests of good taste did she think it was a wise move not to be filmed in front of a turkey killing machine, while it was doing the job it was designed for.

It's almost enough to make me vegetarian. Almost.
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Yes, Minister - Series Three - "Equal Opportunities"





I imagine that very little has changed.
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Not The 9 O'Clock News - The Life of Christ/Monty Python
Persevere with the video despite the bad quality - it's worth it.

Not The 9 O'Clock News - The Gramophone



Rowan Atkinson Live - No One Called Jones
"Where are you, Clitoris?"
"Enema, you know I'm A Dick, don't you?"
"Remind me to beat My Prick later, will you."
"Our Russian exchange student, Suck Me Off."
"Rigid, Fist Up, Bottom, OUT."
GOLD

With thanks to [livejournal.com profile] mstakenidentity for introducing me to Not The 9 O'Clock News.
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R.I.P. George Carlin.



One guy I wish I'd known more about when he was alive.


"Why is it when it's us, it's an abortion, but when it's a chicken, it's an omelette?"

Priceless.
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My day's been crapola.

But there's always Overheard in New York to cheer me up!
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Bill Hicks - a man after my own heart.

Ha!

May. 18th, 2006 01:56 pm
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Ron Howard and Tom Hanks fail at life. 6% approval at the moment...

I haven't read the book. I don't plan to. Obviously I haven't seen the film either, and guess what? I don't plan to! Actually, I might just so I can laugh at the sheer absurdity of it all.

I still can't believe that my mother, who is Catholic, actually believed the "theories" in this story were based on fact. Shame, shame, shame.


Update Crap, now it's 15%. Not quite as impressively bad as 6%.
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Foamy is the new prophet...or something like that.

Foamy on The Smurfs

"Fuck those little blue bastards...... they look like a town of deformed foetuses that were suffocated and tossed into a mushroom patch."


On stupid diets

"For all the dieting you people do, for all the makeovers and all that other crap that you people do to make yourselves all attractive…you’re all gonna grow old, you’re all gonna get wrinkles…and you will - All. Eventually. Die. So yeah, the super size fries aren’t good for you, but neither are the fucking pesticides in your salad alright? So, basically we’re all choosing how we’re gonna die, let me kill myself in peace, okay?"


On his annoying sidekick, Germaine

"And you! You’re the biggest disappointment since the crucifixion!"

How come I didn't find this squirrel earlier?? Oh yeah. that's right. [livejournal.com profile] mc_shamo hadn't told me. It's all his fault. I blame him for everything.
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Mini lab-related rant )

Back to a more cheerful topic - the show American Dad! Made by those same brilliant people who made Family Guy. Check here for plot synopses. Brendan from another lab gave me a CD-ROM with the first 4 episodes and I was laughing so hard I couldn't speak...

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