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One of the guys at work just directed me to NCBI ROFL.

Oh dear. Oh deary, deary me... this is better than the Darwin Awards and the Ig Nobel Awards combined!

Strangely enough, this has somehow boosted my faith in research. If only because a) I know that esoterica is not dead after all; and b) because I know I could do a much better job than the vast majority of publications described therein.

Though I don't think I'd ever be able to top this one.
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Bring back Full Frontal





EDIT
And of course, I couldn't forget the first and the best, Fast Forward )

MEH-TUL!

Jul. 30th, 2009 04:32 pm
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Gas Mask Catalogue

Because nothing says "METAL!" better than a chubby guy in a Slayer T-shirt holding up a Coke (or a Dr Pepper or whatever the fuck it is) in triumph, another chubby guy with a haircut that I sported in the early 90s holding out his...gasp...open wallet, and a cute chick in shorts primping for the camera. Oh yeah, and the name Gas Mask Catalogue. Feel the meh-tul. Feel it. PHEAR THERE MEH-TUL. PHEAR IT!!

In their defense, I haven't actually heard the music. However, if the description's anything to go by, I'm not inclined to check it out
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I've had a fairly stressful day.

So instead of writing about it, I'm going to indulge in some classic lowbrow Aussie comedy, starring Eric Bana:



SO MANY MORE MORE 'DER!!!'S UNDER THE CUT )
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Trust me, you want to click this.

Ah, internet forums. Where would procrastinating plebs like me be without you?

THE TODD!

Jun. 4th, 2009 06:48 pm
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God, I love this show.
clappamungus: (Drawn Together - Toot)
Yes, Minister - Series Three - "Equal Opportunities"





I imagine that very little has changed.
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METAL

And I might have liked ...And Justice For All more if the speed had been closer to this...even the chipmunk vox would've been kinda cool...

clappamungus: (Drawn Together - Toot)
From this site
Rusty Crowe's plan to fix the US economy, under the cut )

While my first impulse is to piss myself laughing and go "like, wtf mate?", I don't know enough about economics to determine if this is, on paper, a feasible idea or not. However, the thought of backwoods hillbillies with $US1 million to their names amuses me, yet it also horrifies me. Imagine how many guns a dumb inbred could buy with $1 million....

I'm assuming that Crowe was joking...but this is from the same guy who brought us 30 Odd Foot Of Grunts, so I question his comedic judgement.
clappamungus: (Drawn Together - Toot)
[livejournal.com profile] mc_shamo!

SMAAAAART Juice

Even the emphasis is there...
clappamungus: (Drawn Together - Toot)
Jilted wife auctions off evidence of hubby's indiscretions.

And just for when Yahoo! takes this news item off its servers, here it is listed on Australia's Best of Ebay. Hopefully for posterity.

And now for a screenshot. )

EDIT almost 7 months later
THEY TOOK BOTH DAMN SITES DOWN! GAH.

So here's a Yahoo message board thing about it...

and the Hun's version.

Text if it ever does go down )

Hopefully that covers all bases.
clappamungus: (Drawn Together - Toot)
[livejournal.com profile] moosehead_beer, you are an evil bastard.



...and the Materials and Methods continue to roger me hard. But I am past caring...
clappamungus: (Drawn Together - Toot)
...and laughing my arse off...




Yeah, I'm well aware that only I find this funny...n00bs.
clappamungus: (Drawn Together - Toot)
My day's been crapola.

But there's always Overheard in New York to cheer me up!

Woo Hoo!!!

Apr. 26th, 2007 12:48 pm
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My god, cause for celebrations!

A new planet found...

and:

A woman so big she may as well be a planet leaves politics!!

YEAH!

Yes, I'm in a silly mood.
clappamungus: (Retard)
I don't care if the new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie has received really crap reviews. I'm gonna see it anyway! It's called nostalgia, people.

Who's with me? I'm still planning to see Black Sheep too...
clappamungus: (Stewie dance)




Heh heh heh.
clappamungus: (Drawn Together - Toot)
Taking a quick break from the Lit Review of DoomTM to bring you a weekly dose of youtube fun:



This is rather old but still hilarious!

Maybe that homie should forget about the pot of gold and wish for new teeth...
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OK, people who don't like blood/violence, even highly stylized violence (read: fake as hell), DO NOT CLICK THE PLAY BUTTON!

For those who aren't so squeamish, sit back for the funniest two minutes in my your life.

Yes, this movie is real and apparently coming to a cinema near you soon. Ah, those crazy Kiwis and their genetically-engineered killer sheep.



Back to the lit review for another 10 minutes. Yes, I know, [livejournal.com profile] cows_might_fly, I said I wouldn't LJ today. But a) I got a fair bit done and b) this was just too good to pass up!

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