Dear Waking The Cadaver
Just. Fucking. Die.
You are a disgrace to humanity, on every level. Musically, morally, and in the name of sheer taste.
On a musical level - I decided not to listen to the tr00 metalheads and give you a chance. I regret even considering doing that. Your music is either abominably boring and slow or worse, abominably boring and too fast for your stoned arses to keep up with. Your excessive use of breakdowns would make a metalcore band angry. If I hear one more sustained, super-detuned chord again, I will perform sepukku
. You have no idea how to craft a good riff and your "vocalist" is laughable. YOUR DRUMMER CANNOT KEEP TIME. PLAYING BLASTBEATS DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY MEAN THAT YOU ARE A GOOD DRUMMER, YOU CONTEMPTIBLE TARD.
In a taste/moral capacity - the only saving grave about your lyrics is that I cannot hear them because of that stupid cunt you call a vocalist pig squealing. The less that's said about tracks (I refuse to call them "songs") with titles like "Raped, Pillaged and Gutted", the better, you sick, twisted wastes of oxygen. At least when Cannibal Corpse does it, it's ironic.
I sincerely hope you pull too many bongs and have a horrendous "accident" somewhere in a New Jersey landfill.
Actually, fuck it, I'll spell it out for you - I hope you end up a victim of a deranged fan (okay, a more
deranged fan, since I can't see how anybody with an ounce of sanity can like this crusty shit you call music) who wants to emulate your lyrical content on you. Yes, all of you.
Now I'm off to listen to some good
death metal. You know, stuff that's actually well-written. Yes, you pitiful shitheads, it exists. See below.
No love, ever,clappamungus
P.S. All fans of this excrement (br00tal scenesters, I'd imagine) - I wish upon you the same fate as I have outlined above for your heroes.