Not even shite melodic death metal is waking me up this morning

I got about 3 hours sleep last night, due to Hacking Cough of Doom^TM.

Today's going to suck a cock of such huge proportions that John Holmes would be impressed.

EDIT
Fucking hell. I cannot stop coughing. My chest hurts. It feels as though the aforementioned Mr. Holmes has taken up residence in my throat (yes, all the entendres you can think of).

Blargh. Fuck this.