clappamungus | Monday morning. It exists. I have proof.

Operation: Get In Early is off to a flying start. This morning, the alarm went off at 6.45 am. I only pressed snooze once. I didn't manage to get out of the house before 7.30 am, but I did get to work at 8.30 am. I even managed to not fume at the morons who somehow obtained a license. No, I did not manage to avoid them: seems like it's a 'round the clock thing for Fucktards On Roads. Tomorrow I should try for even earlier time.

And yes, I know people that are reading this who get up earlier than this on a regular basis are probably incredulous. Shut up. I'm not used to these early-morning shenanigans.

Now that I'm here though...I should clean up my desk. It's an absolute mess. Empty packets of...well, I suppose you'd call it food. Paper everywhere. I don't even know what half of it is. I'm probably going to get pulled up by the Neat Police soon. So I should do something about it.

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Nah. I'll just snooze for a while on the keyboard.