Going to the pub and then going back to the lab is ptobably not a good thing....meh

Many apple-ogies for not maintaining my usual standards of typing while semi-soused...if you don't like it, you can feck off!


Yes, a few pints of Coopers and KFC can make a cheerful man even out of me.

Alli (the honours pleb) and I just dumped a shitload of dry ice into the sink and turned on the taps . Heh heh, watch it produce steam! Mwah hah hah hah hah!

My timer's going off. it may be important. Eh, fuck it.

Willl update with good/bad news on the experimentasl front.

Damn it. Sobering up is not fun.

OK people. You think I've been doing nothing but complaining. This is what I deal with almost every day, it seems:

Either my hybs show this or this.

What I should be seeing is little bands of intense brightness. Like so, which is what I was getting back in January. It used to be achieved on a regular basis. However, it now appears that the God(s) of Molecular Biology are punishing me for not sacrificing enough lambs or virgins to them.

Can anyone tell me what either on means? C'mon. Have a punt.

Seriously. If you can explain it to me in a way that I may be able to salvage my project, please tell me. I'm dying to hear.

Personally, I think I'm jinxed. Or gerbilsage has come into my lab and peed in all my reagents while I had my back turned (urgh, the implications of that are rather repulsive).

I have one thing to say to the God(s) of Molecular Biology:

May a thousand camels defecate on your holy shrine, you fucker(s)!