Neurotically Yours!
Dec. 16th, 2005 02:33 pmFoamy is the new prophet...or something like that.
Foamy on The Smurfs
"Fuck those little blue bastards...... they look like a town of deformed foetuses that were suffocated and tossed into a mushroom patch."
On stupid diets
"For all the dieting you people do, for all the makeovers and all that other crap that you people do to make yourselves all attractive…you’re all gonna grow old, you’re all gonna get wrinkles…and you will - All. Eventually. Die. So yeah, the super size fries aren’t good for you, but neither are the fucking pesticides in your salad alright? So, basically we’re all choosing how we’re gonna die, let me kill myself in peace, okay?"
On his annoying sidekick, Germaine
"And you! You’re the biggest disappointment since the crucifixion!"
How come I didn't find this squirrel earlier?? Oh yeah. that's right.
mc_shamo hadn't told me. It's all his fault. I blame him for everything.
Foamy on The Smurfs
"Fuck those little blue bastards...... they look like a town of deformed foetuses that were suffocated and tossed into a mushroom patch."
On stupid diets
"For all the dieting you people do, for all the makeovers and all that other crap that you people do to make yourselves all attractive…you’re all gonna grow old, you’re all gonna get wrinkles…and you will - All. Eventually. Die. So yeah, the super size fries aren’t good for you, but neither are the fucking pesticides in your salad alright? So, basically we’re all choosing how we’re gonna die, let me kill myself in peace, okay?"
On his annoying sidekick, Germaine
"And you! You’re the biggest disappointment since the crucifixion!"
How come I didn't find this squirrel earlier?? Oh yeah. that's right.
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