Jesus Christ...

I got into the lab this morning at 7 am. I got out of bed at 6 am.

I'm ready to maim small animals right now.

When am I going to learn that I'm just not a morning person? How the hell do people do this every day?? My mum gets up at this time every bloody day. How is she not homicidal by now??

Oh, wait a minute. That's right. She is homicidal.

I'm going to get some coffee. My caffeine system has too much blood in it.

And the Lord said, "Let there be crazies."

( For a few weeks now I've been getting strange spam emails in my uni account. Here is a sample. )

Ummm.......huh?