clappamungus | :D and :(

Wed, Jun. 4th, 2008, 04:00 pm
overheardnyc: Please, Wednesday One-Liners, May I Have Another?
http://www.overheardinnewyork.com/archives/014922.html

Teenage boy to father: You know, everyone knows you're a furry now.

--Food Emporium, 86th St
Kids these days. No respect.

Curly-haired chick on cell: It's like you're a health nut but with S&M tendencies.

--Ouidad

Overheard by: Pookins

Woman on cell: I'm constantly carrying around like four outfits, paperwork, leftover food, and collars.

--Penn Station

Overheard by: McF

Man on cell: Look, if you want to have sex with animals just get drunk and do it!

--Burrito Shop
...reminds me of that horrible story vivienne_aster's brother told us on the weekend at our hangover breakfast...

Overheard by: Marc

Suit: ...So if I raise the bed, then I can put the S&M toys under it.

--Bed, Bath, and Beyond

Overheard by: Katie

20-something college girl: Dude! I don't know how I ended up on my knees calling him "Sir" okay!?... It just happened...

--St. Marks b/w 1st & A
You know what, college girl? I can take a wild guess...

Overheard by: i wish i was

Hot nerd on cell: I mean seriously, what's the point of having friends if you can't occasionally accuse them of sexual deviance?

--40th & 3rd
Damn straight

In other news, I hope Jezzy's ok. She got spayed yesterday and she's being emo. The vets told us that she'd be fine, but considering she's been under general anaesthetic twice before this and has bounced back almost immediately, and is now not doing so, I can't help but worry. Last night she was so knocked out that she didn't even come to the door. This morning she didn't even try to jump up, but whined at me instead. As I said, emo...Then again, if someone ripped out your reproductive organs and then sent you home, you'd probably be a little whacked, too.

I might not go in to work for a bit, at least till she's had some company. Yes I know, I'm a moron. Shut up.