Random Question Meme.

[clappamungus]

The Random Question Meme!

An array of completely random questions about my friends!

What historical figure does gerbilsage most remind you of?

A bizarre mix of Genghis Khan, Stalin, Hitler and Machiavelli. In fact, that's kind of the role he played in Helen. But much stupider.

Do you envy ericainarmadale's job?

I perform a similar job - teaching undergraduates. *shudder*

Is _fucking_moron an innie or an outie?

How the fuck would I know? His/her only useful function is revealing more idiots on LJ so I couldn't give a rats about the state of his/her freaking belly-button.

Doesn't fnoo have anything better to do?

No. He's a city-dwelling yuppie.

What is muffin_gloves allergic to?

According to her, chocolate. Personally, I think sodomising statues of Peter Pan.

In what ways are you smarter than rin_tin_tin_?

I know that putting contact lenses in water in shot glasses from mc_shamo's kitchen is a really bad idea.

What would happen if vivienne_aster and epony went on a date together?

Jessie and fnoo would be on their knees praising God for their good luck at being able to watch.

Did woo_hoo steal the cookie from the cookie jar?

If the cookie is made of Coopers beer, then yes.

Does alleycat04 look better with long hair?

I've never seen her with short hair, you shithead.

mstakenidentity: pansy, or wuss?

Neither. And I'm not just saying that because I'm a nice person.

This is by heptadecagram. You can find your own completely random questions here.

Do you feel enlightened now?

I could have done more questions but I was afraid at what I'd have to answer...

Comments

[gerbilsage.livejournal.com]

A bizarre mix of Genghis Khan, Stalin, Hitler and Machiavelli. In fact, that's kind of the role he played in Helen. But much stupider.

And less camp.

...

And less camp.

...

And less camp.

- M.

[http://users.livejournal.com/rin_tin_tin_/]

yeah. you kind of win on that one.

[fnoo.livejournal.com]

No. He's a city-dwelling yuppie.

That's the *sniff* nicest thing that anybody's *sniff* ever said to me! *sob*

[woo-hoo.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't steal it, I'd pay for it. I can remember my PIN to get the cash for it, after all.