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There are no words.
Mar. 13th, 2008 12:48 pmI think I just vomited in my mouth a little.
Why do wacky things like this only happen in tiny little hick towns in the middle of nowhere??? Seriously, googlemap it. Tiny place, smack bang in the middle of bloody nowhere. Though the article states Ness City, Texas - it's actually in Kansas. Anyways, digression...
"Police? Yeah, my girlfriend is stuck to the toilet. No really, she's stuck there. Yeah, her ass seems to have grown around the seat. Yeah, funny, ain't it? Yeah, about 2 years. Well, she really had to go, y'know?"
Why do wacky things like this only happen in tiny little hick towns in the middle of nowhere??? Seriously, googlemap it. Tiny place, smack bang in the middle of bloody nowhere. Though the article states Ness City, Texas - it's actually in Kansas. Anyways, digression...
"Police? Yeah, my girlfriend is stuck to the toilet. No really, she's stuck there. Yeah, her ass seems to have grown around the seat. Yeah, funny, ain't it? Yeah, about 2 years. Well, she really had to go, y'know?"
