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OH NOEZ! HERE COMES COMMIE!OBAMA...
Sep. 13th, 2009 12:17 pmMy god, people are fucking stupid.
And the fact that there are so many stupid people depresses me too...
And the fact that there are so many stupid people depresses me too...
Shut up, Rusty
Oct. 1st, 2008 12:09 pmFrom this site
( Rusty Crowe's plan to fix the US economy, under the cut )
While my first impulse is to piss myself laughing and go "like, wtf mate?", I don't know enough about economics to determine if this is, on paper, a feasible idea or not. However, the thought of backwoods hillbillies with $US1 million to their names amuses me, yet it also horrifies me. Imagine how many guns a dumb inbred could buy with $1 million....
I'm assuming that Crowe was joking...but this is from the same guy who brought us 30 Odd Foot Of Grunts, so I question his comedic judgement.
( Rusty Crowe's plan to fix the US economy, under the cut )
While my first impulse is to piss myself laughing and go "like, wtf mate?", I don't know enough about economics to determine if this is, on paper, a feasible idea or not. However, the thought of backwoods hillbillies with $US1 million to their names amuses me, yet it also horrifies me. Imagine how many guns a dumb inbred could buy with $1 million....
I'm assuming that Crowe was joking...but this is from the same guy who brought us 30 Odd Foot Of Grunts, so I question his comedic judgement.
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Apr. 3rd, 2008 01:23 pmThe wonders of telling kids that sex out of wedlock is evil?
The writer of this article seems to think so...
I suppose the cause is secondary to the scariness of what some of these kids believe. It's even dumber than the use of glad-wrap and an elastic band in place of a condom.
The writer of this article seems to think so...
I suppose the cause is secondary to the scariness of what some of these kids believe. It's even dumber than the use of glad-wrap and an elastic band in place of a condom.
There are no words.
Mar. 13th, 2008 12:48 pmI think I just vomited in my mouth a little.
Why do wacky things like this only happen in tiny little hick towns in the middle of nowhere??? Seriously, googlemap it. Tiny place, smack bang in the middle of bloody nowhere. Though the article states Ness City, Texas - it's actually in Kansas. Anyways, digression...
"Police? Yeah, my girlfriend is stuck to the toilet. No really, she's stuck there. Yeah, her ass seems to have grown around the seat. Yeah, funny, ain't it? Yeah, about 2 years. Well, she really had to go, y'know?"
Why do wacky things like this only happen in tiny little hick towns in the middle of nowhere??? Seriously, googlemap it. Tiny place, smack bang in the middle of bloody nowhere. Though the article states Ness City, Texas - it's actually in Kansas. Anyways, digression...
"Police? Yeah, my girlfriend is stuck to the toilet. No really, she's stuck there. Yeah, her ass seems to have grown around the seat. Yeah, funny, ain't it? Yeah, about 2 years. Well, she really had to go, y'know?"
The Return of the RageinatorTM
Oct. 12th, 2007 08:42 pmDear U.S. Customs Officials in Buttfuck U.S.A. (aka, Charlotte, North Carolina, U.S.A),
I love the fact that I was kept in an office for over an hour with Guatemalans and couples who had adopted Guatemalan babies for no apparent reason, almost missing my connecting flight to New York. I also am heartily guffawing at the fact that you told nothing to my worried girlfriend, who had to sit in a corridor in your shitty little airport and wait for me, but then you wouldn't tell her what was going on or whether or not I'd be allowed to pass through into your venerated country.
I love the fact that you're so interested in what I am doing here, and what my job is, and what I plan to do after I return to Australia. Even thought it's none of your goddamned business if I happen to circumcise kittens wthout anaesthetic. And then you have the gall to tell me that it's law that I have to enter the U.S. with $200, even though this is stated nowhere and I've asked a U.S. citizen since then of the veracity of this, and he has also been confused. I also love the fact that there was not one word of explanation or apology as to why I had been detained. Thanks to you, we almost missed our flight. I suppose if that had happened, you would have done nothing to help us either. And all the while, while one of you chicken fuckers was asking me things I'd already been asked, I was staring at yourretard's President's smiling mug hanging on the wall.
You have no idea how close I was to actually doing something that would have got me locked up and/or deported.
In short, I hope every single fucking one of you gets raped and mauled by a pack of rabid pitbulls. Slowly.
All my love,
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clappamungus
I love the fact that I was kept in an office for over an hour with Guatemalans and couples who had adopted Guatemalan babies for no apparent reason, almost missing my connecting flight to New York. I also am heartily guffawing at the fact that you told nothing to my worried girlfriend, who had to sit in a corridor in your shitty little airport and wait for me, but then you wouldn't tell her what was going on or whether or not I'd be allowed to pass through into your venerated country.
I love the fact that you're so interested in what I am doing here, and what my job is, and what I plan to do after I return to Australia. Even thought it's none of your goddamned business if I happen to circumcise kittens wthout anaesthetic. And then you have the gall to tell me that it's law that I have to enter the U.S. with $200, even though this is stated nowhere and I've asked a U.S. citizen since then of the veracity of this, and he has also been confused. I also love the fact that there was not one word of explanation or apology as to why I had been detained. Thanks to you, we almost missed our flight. I suppose if that had happened, you would have done nothing to help us either. And all the while, while one of you chicken fuckers was asking me things I'd already been asked, I was staring at your
You have no idea how close I was to actually doing something that would have got me locked up and/or deported.
In short, I hope every single fucking one of you gets raped and mauled by a pack of rabid pitbulls. Slowly.
All my love,
clappamungusAh, those crazy Alabamians.
Mar. 10th, 2007 03:28 pmTaking a quick break from the Lit Review of DoomTM to bring you a weekly dose of youtube fun:
This is rather old but still hilarious!
Maybe that homie should forget about the pot of gold and wish for new teeth...
This is rather old but still hilarious!
Maybe that homie should forget about the pot of gold and wish for new teeth...
Oh man, I'm entertained too easily.
Feb. 22nd, 2007 02:25 pmFor some reason it's much more fun baiting dumbfucks on this site than on LJ.
Just go to the comments if you don't want to watch the clip.
Just go to the comments if you don't want to watch the clip.
