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[clappamungus]

The Fucktard for Today

Read. Laugh. Cry. Then laugh some more.

Anyone who doesn't know who Scott Crawford is...remember a certain Melbourne Uni Student Union that is now...well, screwed beyond repair?

Yeah, well....

Comments

[fnoo.livejournal.com]

If you're going to do a photoshoot in a suit, make sure it's one that doesn't make you look like a 21-year old pretender. Christ.

[clappamungus.livejournal.com]

Yeah. And the fact that he's got a mini-pot and it kinda takes away from the image he's trying to project as being sophisticated.

[mstakenidentity.livejournal.com]

But he is a 21 year old pretender!

[gerbilsage.livejournal.com]

I like the way bits of history have been surgically removed from his biography. He didn't even mention that he was president of MUSU! Geeeeeeeeeeee, I wonder why?

- M.

[clappamungus.livejournal.com]

Well, you know. the fact that he was taken to court over what he did when he was Prez, while making an interesting footnote, wouldn't have really added to his already scant appeal as someone trustworthy you could vote for.

Or, it could be that he's a Fucktard. I prefer that explanation.

[muffin-gloves.livejournal.com]

Couldn't he get a stand-in when he had photos of himself taken?

[clappamungus.livejournal.com]

But then we wouldn't get the charisma that is Scott Crawford!!

Well, if not he charisma, then the sleaze factor. Which is all-important for aspiring politicians.

[mstakenidentity.livejournal.com]

I hate everything.

[clappamungus.livejournal.com]

Anthing you want to talk about, mate? Or just shitness in general?

[mstakenidentity.livejournal.com]

Just shitness in general, Scott Crawford really does make my blood boil.

[vivienne-aster.livejournal.com]

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaaaheheee


*oooh dear me*

*holds sides together*