GAH FUCK BOLLOCKS COCK SHIT DAMN!

[clappamungus]

jpom40 asked me an interesting question yesterday. If I were Dante, who would inhabit my levels of hell?

Well, I know who would be in the level where people are flayed alive for eternity:

All the bastards who ever had anything to do with the design of Adobe Photoshop, Illustrator or Acrobat.

GRRRAAAAAARRGGHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Comments

[vivienne-aster.livejournal.com]

Oh God. I know your pain. Many many hours of hell. I eventually caved on a few things and got Michael to do them.

[peachynat3.livejournal.com]

Kind of unrelated, but your title made me think... have you ever watched 'Curb Your Enthusiasm'?

[clappamungus.livejournal.com]

No, in fact I'd never heard of it until you mentioned it...googling it, it looks intriguing.

[peachynat3.livejournal.com]

Ah! Well, if you ever happen to watch it (it's fantastic and incredibly hilarious) there's an episode with a restaurant opening which has some strong resemblance to your title!

[dozingquinn.livejournal.com]

All those programs rock. I actually get in trouble at work for using illustrator too much (when I could have used Word).

I suggest you lose yourself in MS Paint.

[clappamungus.livejournal.com]

Well, I have these phylogenetic trees I have to pretty up in Ilustrator (version 8.0 for Macs. Yep, old!) but whenever I go to paste the converted pdf or jpeg that I converted through Photoshop, the actual lettering on the tree os as blurry as hell. It doesn't matter how high quality I make the image either...

Do you know how to get aroud this?

[dozingquinn.livejournal.com]

That does sound a damn side annoying.

Alas I can't help you with that one though. Depending on how high res you want the image you could always do a screen dump of it and resave to see if that fixes the problem.

...or use a different picture... or use a different application... or a different computer. All highly unfeasible options, but worth mentioning nonetheless. Good luck