Because we cannot vote in the elections...

[clappamungus]

...because we're nuff-nuffs and couldn't get our shit together in time to get a postal vote or read the goddamn website properly because we're having so much fun travelling and can't be bothered...ahem...

I IMPLORE YOU, AUSTRALIAN VOTERS, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT VOTE OL' BIG-EYEBROWS BACK IN AGAIN

Kthanxbai.