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Shit.

No one told me it was Student Union elections. That meant I had to stealthily slide past the rabid packs of pamphlet-waving Epsilons that hung around every single entry point of the Student Union like vultures. Just to get my lunch. There should be a law permitting carrying and use of flame-throwers during Student Union election week.

Anyway, I managed to avoid the fuckwitts on both sides of the political spectrum. I spied two of the Liberal wankers making their burly way through the lunchtime crowds and resisted the urge to go up to them and trip them up.

As I walked back to the lab, I saw one hapless girl in a Left Focus (or whatever the hell they're calling themselves nowadays) uniform, just outside the Commerce building, waving dreaded pamphlets! I sidled to the right, eyes straight ahead. And so she ignored me, seeing how I wasn't interested in the slightest. And then I heard her ask of another poor sap passing her way - "Do you support the ending of the occupation of Iraq?"

With the greatest difficulty I resisted the urge to yell out, "WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY HAS IRAQ TO DO WITH THE MELBOURNE UNI STUDENT UNION, YOU FUCKING IDIOT????"

I disagree with Voluntary Student Unionism. But, I DO NOT want my Services and Amenities fee being used to fund a fucking protest march. I thought the whole point of Student Office Bearers was to work FOR STUDENTS. Not for any popular left-wing cause that pops its head up. And yes, I consider myself fairly left-wing. But it should not be the function of a Student Union to attempt to save the world. Nor is it to be turned into a business (thank-you very much, Mr Darren Ray and Scott Crawford. I hope you both choke on your own vomit). Why, why, WHY can't Officer Bearer-aspirants of both sides figure this out???

And that's all I have to say on that subject.

Date: 2005-10-24 07:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fnoo.livejournal.com
Because their entire world is Melbourne University and they haven't yet realised that they're just an embarrasing flash in a pan.

I've known a few middle-managers, real tough right-wing buggers, who used to chant anti-war slogans and were involved in the various Socialist University parties three decades ago.

Date: 2005-10-24 08:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insomnius.livejournal.com
Every single entry point? Wow, were they even staking out the fire escape? That's usually my election week Safe Route.

Date: 2005-10-24 08:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clappamungus.livejournal.com
Hmmm. I didn't try the fire escape...thanks for the heads-up :)

Date: 2005-10-24 08:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insomnius.livejournal.com
See, hanging around stinky roleplayers is not without its benefits. Insider info. *nods*

Date: 2005-10-24 11:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vivienne-aster.livejournal.com
Oooh, where's the fire escape?

Date: 2005-10-25 11:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] insomnius.livejournal.com
Just a bit to the east of the south entrance. I think it's just next to the Mitey Bite, or whatever that horrible thing is called.

Date: 2005-10-24 12:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thewoozel.livejournal.com
Here, here!

Date: 2005-10-24 01:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mc-shamo.livejournal.com
So I missed out on being cool and saying 'I'm not a student'. Actually that would have just made me seem old.... ooooo. Now I'm depressed.

Date: 2005-10-24 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vivienne-aster.livejournal.com
I think you're younger than Shayne, and he's still a student, so never fear. :P

*ducks*

Date: 2005-10-24 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vivienne-aster.livejournal.com
Yeah... I had to get off the tram and continuously mutter, "No, no, no, no, no..." until I got past the crowd. I'm interested in voting, but I'm not going to make my decision based on who managed to drown me in irritating leaflets.

I know this is totally off topic

Date: 2005-10-25 12:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alleycat04.livejournal.com
I know that Mark asked Eva and your good self about my birthday thingy on Friday and you guys Go here: (http://www.livejournal.com/users/alleycat04/67862.html)
All the details you need are there.

Re: I know this is totally off topic

Date: 2005-10-25 01:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alleycat04.livejournal.com
Oooookay not sure where the rest of that comment went but from and you guys there was meant to be a said yes you would be there. Yeah, follow the link it'll tell you all you need to know. I know Mark told you about it but couldn't tell you where it was.

Re: I know this is totally off topic

Date: 2005-10-26 08:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] clappamungus.livejournal.com
Cool. Don't know why I didn't see the message before. Will be there!

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