The Homicidal Urges

That fat sack of shit Amanda Vanstone has penned a new national song.

For those of you who don't remember (or care) who Vanstone was, she was the Immigration minister. She was fucking useless. And like all recent Immigration ministers, mean-spirited.

And now this useless tub of lard has written a special song for our united (*cough) country to sing with gusto.

( It goes a little something like this.... )



Yes, I'm grumpy and hungover. That's one of my excuses. The other is that this song is pure propaganda like all national songs, yet is somehow made worse by the fact that it's so unbelievably saccharine, and complete and utter nonsense.

So, Amanda, thanks for a new song that I won't sing. Hopefully you get posted to Guam when you become Australia's newest diplomat. Because you were so good at diplomacy in your government portfolios. Really.