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NO NO NO WUT
Jun. 4th, 2010 09:26 pmAn ad on my elgay...
I really have to get a paid account so I don't see the horror of ads like these
I really have to get a paid account so I don't see the horror of ads like these
There's a (presumably) cop helicopter circling outside. This is crap for a few reasons:
a) It means they're looking for someone dodgy. NEAR MY HOUSE. (and no, you smart-arses, it isn't me)
b) I can't put the dog out, because she'll get it into her head to bark like mad at the intruding helicopter, which MIGHT EVEN ATTRACT THE DODGY CHARACTER CLOSER TO THE HOUSE.
c) Because I can't put the dog out, I can't go to sleep yet. And let's face it - I know there's a dodgy character out there somewhere so I wouldn't be able to sleep anyway.
Gah.
Oh yeah - and I have hayfever something chronic. Double Gah.
a) It means they're looking for someone dodgy. NEAR MY HOUSE. (and no, you smart-arses, it isn't me)
b) I can't put the dog out, because she'll get it into her head to bark like mad at the intruding helicopter, which MIGHT EVEN ATTRACT THE DODGY CHARACTER CLOSER TO THE HOUSE.
c) Because I can't put the dog out, I can't go to sleep yet. And let's face it - I know there's a dodgy character out there somewhere so I wouldn't be able to sleep anyway.
Gah.
Oh yeah - and I have hayfever something chronic. Double Gah.
I'm looking in the "Lucky Dip" folder.
God help me...
EDIT Ah crap. I'm onto "Lucky Dip 2"
EDIT the 2nd FUUUUCK! I should have called them "Unlucky Dip."
God help me...
EDIT Ah crap. I'm onto "Lucky Dip 2"
EDIT the 2nd FUUUUCK! I should have called them "Unlucky Dip."
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YOU'LL HAVE OUR MEXICAN WAVE ONLY IF YOU PRY IT FROM OUR DEAD FINGERS! Ummm.....
I find this very amusing. Banning the Mexican Wave at a cricket match? Unspeakable!!
(For those of you who like that ridiculous game soccer, it'd be the equivalent of trying to ban bad blood between supporters. Or the Italians falling to the ground clutching their heads when they're "tripped." Or something...)
I find this very amusing. Banning the Mexican Wave at a cricket match? Unspeakable!!
(For those of you who like that ridiculous game soccer, it'd be the equivalent of trying to ban bad blood between supporters. Or the Italians falling to the ground clutching their heads when they're "tripped." Or something...)
