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Grfugh marg bleh!
Feb. 27th, 2007 02:33 pmDear Maggots1
I am your superior. I have been at this godforsaken uni for TEN YEARS. This fact may as well be written all over my forehead, and it is certainly clear in my stance and my walk. There is an undeniable sense of purpose in my walk. I have a fairly rapid stride. I don't dawdle. I look straight ahead. I don't aimlessly stare in fascination at the new sights like an awestruck retard. I understand if the whole "OMG! LEIK I'M IN OOOONI NOW!" thing hasn't worn off for you, however, it has well and truly worn off for me. What's more, I find your very presence repulsive. Therefore, I will ask you just once, and after that it's hip-and-shoulder time (and I don't care how big, small, ugly, fugly, pretty or otherwise you are):
GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. OF. MY. WAY.
Sincerely,
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clappamungus
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1 - We've covered this before. Maggots = undergrads. In this case, especially first years.
I am your superior. I have been at this godforsaken uni for TEN YEARS. This fact may as well be written all over my forehead, and it is certainly clear in my stance and my walk. There is an undeniable sense of purpose in my walk. I have a fairly rapid stride. I don't dawdle. I look straight ahead. I don't aimlessly stare in fascination at the new sights like an awestruck retard. I understand if the whole "OMG! LEIK I'M IN OOOONI NOW!" thing hasn't worn off for you, however, it has well and truly worn off for me. What's more, I find your very presence repulsive. Therefore, I will ask you just once, and after that it's hip-and-shoulder time (and I don't care how big, small, ugly, fugly, pretty or otherwise you are):
GET. THE. FUCK. OUT. OF. MY. WAY.
Sincerely,
clappamungus------------------
1 - We've covered this before. Maggots = undergrads. In this case, especially first years.
