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Oct. 23rd, 2008 12:58 pmStupid goddamn fucking bastard iTunes (yeah, alright, fine, you were all right, it's a FUCKING SHIT PROGRAM OF DOOM)
...actually, I don't.
Microsoft Excel can fucking chew me. HARD.
Microsoft Excel can fucking chew me. HARD.
"Remember me, I gave you life..."
Jun. 22nd, 2007 12:10 pm* The new Dream Theater album Systematic Chaos = almost 80 minutes of head-banging, awe-inspiring proggy metal ecstasy. Unfortunately, I am listening through crappy earphones with Thesis Editing of No, Really, GAAAAAH!!!!TM in front of me, so my "enjoyment" of both is being somewhat compromised ("Enjoyment" being the operative term for the thesis).
* The iTunes equalizer sucks dogs' balls. Seriously. The preamp settings are either too loud and distorted or just not freaking loud enough. And don't even get me started on the presets. Obviously designed by someone with no idea about how music is supposed to sound.
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rin_tin_tin_ - sorry I didn't reply to your SMS. No, not tonight. In fact, probably not until we come back from OS, to be frank with you!
That is all.
* The iTunes equalizer sucks dogs' balls. Seriously. The preamp settings are either too loud and distorted or just not freaking loud enough. And don't even get me started on the presets. Obviously designed by someone with no idea about how music is supposed to sound.
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rin_tin_tin_ - sorry I didn't reply to your SMS. No, not tonight. In fact, probably not until we come back from OS, to be frank with you!That is all.
My urge to kill has never been so strong.
Potential targets? Well, I can think of a few off the top of my head...
I'd settle for that cocksucker who invented T-RFLP.
Actually, no, then I'd want every complete and utter prick who ever wrote, or had anything to do with the writing and/or designing of anything Adobe related.
Maybe throw in my supervisor for good measure. He, the amazing disappearing Kiwi who never returns emails!
And...yeah, why not. Bill Gates. Why the hell not. A do-gooder capitalist. Yep, that rounds off the list quite fucking nicely, thank-you-very-much.
Oh, I forgot. Steve Jobs. Can't forget that son of a bitch.
Potential targets? Well, I can think of a few off the top of my head...
I'd settle for that cocksucker who invented T-RFLP.
Actually, no, then I'd want every complete and utter prick who ever wrote, or had anything to do with the writing and/or designing of anything Adobe related.
Maybe throw in my supervisor for good measure. He, the amazing disappearing Kiwi who never returns emails!
And...yeah, why not. Bill Gates. Why the hell not. A do-gooder capitalist. Yep, that rounds off the list quite fucking nicely, thank-you-very-much.
Oh, I forgot. Steve Jobs. Can't forget that son of a bitch.
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Dear Apple...
Nov. 6th, 2006 07:47 pmHere's a tip for you.
If you're going to put an Intel chip in your MacBooks, why don't you develop the freaking software that will allow the user of the MacBook to use the fucking thing as efficiently as possible, rather than emulating the OS X environment through Rosetta and thus making everything as slow as my bloody Pentium 2 Toshiba and about as reliable?!!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?
Jesus. I know nothing about computers but I know that the former would have been more useful to customers of the Apple brand.
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Yes. It has been a frustrating day. No Victory SleepTM for me tonight. I'll be up all night trying to write the rest of this damned chapter.
If you're going to put an Intel chip in your MacBooks, why don't you develop the freaking software that will allow the user of the MacBook to use the fucking thing as efficiently as possible, rather than emulating the OS X environment through Rosetta and thus making everything as slow as my bloody Pentium 2 Toshiba and about as reliable?!!!?!??!?!?!?!?!?
Jesus. I know nothing about computers but I know that the former would have been more useful to customers of the Apple brand.
...
Yes. It has been a frustrating day. No Victory SleepTM for me tonight. I'll be up all night trying to write the rest of this damned chapter.
