The Homicidal Urges

My urge to kill has never been so strong.

Potential targets? Well, I can think of a few off the top of my head...

I'd settle for that cocksucker who invented T-RFLP.

Actually, no, then I'd want every complete and utter prick who ever wrote, or had anything to do with the writing and/or designing of anything Adobe related.

Maybe throw in my supervisor for good measure. He, the amazing disappearing Kiwi who never returns emails!

And...yeah, why not. Bill Gates. Why the hell not. A do-gooder capitalist. Yep, that rounds off the list quite fucking nicely, thank-you-very-much.

Oh, I forgot. Steve Jobs. Can't forget that son of a bitch.

I hate Microsoft Excel.

(*head-desk*) to the power of Avogadro's Number.

Edit Oh yes, and I hate T-RFLP. Hate hate hate T-RFLP. If I find the Singaporean bastard who invented it I'm ripping him a new arsehole.